crunt

Not to be confused with the gooch, the "Crunt" is a rear view of a naked man's ballsack dangling between his legs.

I got mooned yesterday and got some crunt action.

Becky: "Dammit Ted, when you mooned my friends they got a prime view of your crunt."

by m4ch0 August 16, 2008

crunt

Portmanteau of crazy and cunt. Used when the cunt in question is also fucking nuts.

Sally completely flipped out when she saw me chatting with my friend Lisa. What a crunt!

by skullmuffins November 14, 2010

crunt

Combination of the words "cunt" and "runt" used to describe a really short, bitchy girl.

I truly hate Christine. She's such a crunt.

by Melissa B. December 23, 2005

crunted

an internet hero....high quality troll

crunted is a fuckin fuck. Do you know his phone number

by aimee_the_crunted_lover December 11, 2006

crunt

a crusty cunt; a vagina with any type of crusty substance surrounding the vaginal area.

"So did you finger Britney last night?
No man she had the nastiest crunt. I was geekin."

by dgeezy January 14, 2008

crunt

some one who is a cunt but a rotton cunt. Rotton cunt.

I can't beleive my best friend fucked my boyfriend,that was rotton what a cunt.A real crunt.

by stern monkey August 2, 2009

crunt

an undersufficiently moist female reproductive organ (a crusty cunt)

i bet Margret Thatcher has one hell of a crunt

by Mark Lyttle March 10, 2004