crunt

Not to be confused with the gooch, the "Crunt" is a rear view of a naked man's ballsack dangling between his legs.

I got mooned yesterday and got some crunt action.

Becky: "Dammit Ted, when you mooned my friends they got a prime view of your crunt."

by m4ch0 July 21, 2008

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Portmanteau of crazy and cunt. Used when the cunt in question is also fucking nuts.

Sally completely flipped out when she saw me chatting with my friend Lisa. What a crunt!

by skullmuffins November 12, 2010

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Combination of the words "cunt" and "runt" used to describe a really short, bitchy girl.

I truly hate Christine. She's such a crunt.

by Melissa B. November 14, 2005

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a crusty cunt; a vagina with any type of crusty substance surrounding the vaginal area.

"So did you finger Britney last night?
No man she had the nastiest crunt. I was geekin."

by dgeezy January 08, 2008

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some one who is a cunt but a rotton cunt. Rotton cunt.

I can't beleive my best friend fucked my boyfriend,that was rotton what a cunt.A real crunt.

by stern monkey August 02, 2009

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by Mark Lyttle March 10, 2004

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A person of diminutive stature, who also happens to be a cunt. That is, a mashup of the words cunt and runt.

That little bitch sure is a crunt.

by stoolpusher June 10, 2014

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