by lukeboi July 4, 2006

She's a cruncher.
She's crunchers her.
She's crunchers her.
by Jonno69420 February 26, 2022

To shove at least one cup of cereal up you lady's coochie, pour in some 2% milk then have her crunch it up so you can drink it out.
My gf has bright orange pubes that add to the flaor, sweet little irish firecrotch.
My gf has bright orange pubes that add to the flaor, sweet little irish firecrotch.
by Poppin' FRESH yo December 15, 2004

BBC Radio 1 DJ Scott Mills. He takes it upon himself to ruin people's September by playing "All I want for Christmas is you".
by custard001 September 26, 2018

by VibezXD May 22, 2023

Sgt.Random:Basicaly, we're mud crunchers.
Recruit:come again?
*boots the recruits face
Sgt.Random:where's the "sir"?
Recruit:come again?
*boots the recruits face
Sgt.Random:where's the "sir"?
by sir mix-alot September 1, 2007

by KillYourselfKYS June 6, 2023
