The act of shamelessly pleasuring ones self in the bathroom at your place of employment. If you’re good enough for a stall you’re too good to be Crumpin Off
by Neil Cicierega August 11, 2018
by mckrider November 07, 2009
Q: Where's Fat G.?
A: He got all boozed up and went home with that nasty chick who was hanging all over him. They're probably crumpin' fuglies as we speak.
A: He got all boozed up and went home with that nasty chick who was hanging all over him. They're probably crumpin' fuglies as we speak.
by da' guv January 08, 2011
Pleasuring ones self shamelessly in the bathroom at your place of employment. If you’re good enough to blow your load in a stall you’re not Crumpin Off. This act of self degradation is exclusively preformed at a urinal for the world to see.
“Dude did you hear was Dean jackin the beanstalk in the bathroom?”
“Yeah man, he was beatin that dick like it owed him money. Dude was straight Crumpin Off!”
“Yeah man, he was beatin that dick like it owed him money. Dude was straight Crumpin Off!”
by Neil Cicierega August 11, 2018
Crumpin’ is the new fuck. It’s aggressive, it tastes good in your mouth, it describes with excitement. Crumply is also used interchangeably
by CrumpinBitch April 06, 2022
by Sooshi69 November 30, 2020
Don’t forget to hose off after a good crumpin’!
Crumpin’ is a blumpkin on roids.
Better lay down a towel I feel a good crumpin’ coming.
I shit myself again… no honey that was a good crumpin’.
Crumpin’ is a blumpkin on roids.
Better lay down a towel I feel a good crumpin’ coming.
I shit myself again… no honey that was a good crumpin’.
by R0gue Ch0de January 22, 2024