1) I will eat your soul for brunch with tea and crumpets!
2) Holy hell, that whore gave me crumpets!
2) Holy hell, that whore gave me crumpets!
by moony November 18, 2003
Get the Crumpetsmug. 1. noun - word to substitute for the effectionaty application of the word "cunt"
2. noun - a piece of ass.
3. noun - referring to a person in power that has the best intentions, but often fails miserably at everything they do. Usually preceded by the word "Captain"
2. noun - a piece of ass.
3. noun - referring to a person in power that has the best intentions, but often fails miserably at everything they do. Usually preceded by the word "Captain"
1. I wouldn't mind filling her crumpet with a wad of my love honey.
2. Check out the crumpet on that walking spit roast.
3. If Captain crumpet doesn't start Stumpy Stu on the bench this game, I'm going to shove a stick up his ass and use him as a toilet brush.
2. Check out the crumpet on that walking spit roast.
3. If Captain crumpet doesn't start Stumpy Stu on the bench this game, I'm going to shove a stick up his ass and use him as a toilet brush.
by dero-licked December 16, 2004
Get the crumpetmug. by whatdidshejustsay? October 24, 2010
Get the Crumpetsmug. 
by unknown January 18, 2005
Get the crumpetmug. Freddy: Have you guys been crumpeting recently?
Connor: Yes, I ran over 12 children.
Hunter: Me too, but they were milfs.
Connor: Yes, I ran over 12 children.
Hunter: Me too, but they were milfs.
by WaterNotWet November 27, 2021
Get the crumpetingmug. by anonymous December 07, 2021
Get the crumpetingmug.