crumpetsnatch

A dry vagina.

"Yeah, boi, bet your girl got a crumpetsnatch."

by quirkycrumpetsnatcher March 9, 2017

Bloody Crumpet

1. The rest of the members of the asylum. Emilie Autumn and the Bloody Crumpets.

2. A strumpet or slut.

3. A Cuss word.

1.) Emilie Autumn and the Bloody Crumpets are my favorite band ever.

2.) Oh my, look at that little bloody crumpet! Her skirt is so short!

3.) Oh bloody crumpets! I just dropped my phone in the gutter!

by Tria O'Three February 22, 2010

Cumputer

A computer entirely dedicated to porn

My mom almost discovered my cumputer

by I-Be-Pimpin April 24, 2017

cumputer

A computer with large amounts or pornographic material in it

let's search some porn on your cumputer

by mAGIK bUS July 6, 2005

Chumpster

A bully, bad guy, person of shady influence.

Listen my boy, you want to avoid the chumpsters of the world.

Or

That guy’s just a chumpster, don’t listen to him!

by Fadda August 29, 2018

trumpeter

An individual or organization that pushes the agenda of the idiocracy known as Trump.

What they, the trumpeters are doing is actually discrediting anything the trump team is saying.

by Wired-Nerve December 12, 2016

Trumpeter

A person who thinks Trump's presidency gives him/her the right to act like an asshole in public

Last night at the bar there were a bunch of Trumpeters making me really uncomfortable... and I used to really like that bar, damnit

by Ms Spamalot November 19, 2016