French Cruller

An act of sexual mastication between consenting partners, for the sweet tooth in us all. Delicately place a round pastry atop the orifice of your choice on/in your partner. While the partner lies waiting, you lean in and devour with gusto the pastry. The pastry must not fall. You will know you are done by the sensation of a "satisfying film" in your mouth.

I was hungry, (s)he was horny, so we settled on a couple of French crullers and both left quite satisfied.

by Choop May 25, 2017

Glazed Cruller

A glazed cruller is what you call your penis after a sex session if your women got off.

His penis was covered in her cum, looking just like a glazed cruller donut log.

by Luscious Lynn September 13, 2019

Crullerous

To be endowed with the surly spirit of "Cruller" tenticled god of surliness.

Man, she sure was Crullerous this morning before her coffee!

by Mark Sottilaro May 30, 2003

cruller

the anus

yank those rosemary beads out of my cruller

by nako August 2, 2008

French Crueller

When you are doing a girl from behind and right as you are about to cum you dunk her head in hot coffee and ask "cream and sugar?"

Last night we were feeling like some ethnic food so after we eiffle tower'd your mom we stopped by Dunkin' Donuts and French Crueller'd her in the bathroom.

by Aaronlovesguys May 21, 2006

cruller

A male who likes to pee on himself

My friend michael king is a cruller so he always takes the stall instead of the urinal

by Will Coyle April 13, 2008

crullering

to stumble around blankly, to not pay attention to what you are doing

Woah man, I was so tired today, I was crullering all over the place!

by IWILLSKINYOURMOM November 15, 2020