Cruzer

A specifically cheap canned Beer, often times a domestic MacroBrew, primarily placed on the lap or knees while driving. A Cruzer is close to never finished while driving, thus is finished as a refresher at the destination.

“Hey dude we otta go get some Cruzers for the trip” “oh yeah man let’s stop by Joy Liquers”

by Theheckinmanuknow January 20, 2018

Police cruzer

1. A car that looks like an unmarked police car, but isn't. 2. An obnoctous car that looks like a cop car, usualy has black rims with 3 antennas, and most of the time have at least one 5 1/2 foot antenna.

"thats such a cool police cruzer."

by Cj (the unmarked cop) February 5, 2010

cruizer

Loser that have nothing else better to do on friday & saturday but cruize up and down the road in their import cars with upgrades their parents buy them

I wish my mommy gave me a car and pimped it out for me

Look at those jacksons their honda, they arent nothing but cruizers

by Masta Dragon Red June 24, 2004

Crabzer

The son of Parkzer, valiant warrior and member of Onlyfangs, live for about half an hour

Crabzer is here, my hero!

by CrabzerFan1.5 July 23, 2025