(v) when you're about to glo up
by itsjaaassss August 1, 2017

I saw this gay dood crowning his partner on his bald spot.
So this chick was giving me head when all of a sudden I pulled out and crowned the bitch.
So this chick was giving me head when all of a sudden I pulled out and crowned the bitch.
by Kooie April 25, 2007

by styn99 March 18, 2014

v. To hit/beat someone on the head with a large blunt instrument, usually an iron, or something of similar stature. Usually this action is carried out as a direct result of someone not following specific orders, hence a punishment.
by Splinkio December 9, 2003

by Itskindagriffin March 31, 2021

Mike was crowning, it was a tough decision between dropping a chalupa in the woods with no toilet paper, or waiting for the comforts of an outhouse three miles ahead.
by The Commadore August 15, 2008

The moment you cross your legs when you are no where near a bathroom and you clench your bung hole to stop it from coming out
by dick nuggets November 25, 2014
