crowning

(v) when you're about to glo up

Caption: 18th birthday. I'm crowning 😉🔞

by itsjaaassss August 1, 2017

crowning

To skeet on top of your partner's head.

I saw this gay dood crowning his partner on his bald spot.

So this chick was giving me head when all of a sudden I pulled out and crowned the bitch.

by Kooie April 25, 2007

Crowning

When you feel your turd is pushing

I got to use the toilet, my turd is crowning

by styn99 March 18, 2014

crowned

v. To hit/beat someone on the head with a large blunt instrument, usually an iron, or something of similar stature. Usually this action is carried out as a direct result of someone not following specific orders, hence a punishment.

If you do not stop snoring in a minute, I am going to crown you.

by Splinkio December 9, 2003

Crown

It’s just a head ring.

If you really think about it a crown is just a head ring

by Itskindagriffin March 31, 2021

Crowning

Having an intense need to defecate.

Mike was crowning, it was a tough decision between dropping a chalupa in the woods with no toilet paper, or waiting for the comforts of an outhouse three miles ahead.

by The Commadore August 15, 2008

Crowning

The moment you cross your legs when you are no where near a bathroom and you clench your bung hole to stop it from coming out

I need a bathroom but i cant move because im crowning

by dick nuggets November 25, 2014