Crotchular area

The word you use when you don't want to say the words 'penis', 'balls', or 'vagina' out loud.

Doctor - "Where does it hurt?"
Guy - "In my...'crotchular area'."

by Gruntified November 4, 2007

crotchular

the crotchular area, better known as your crotch and or the space being occupied between your legs.

dude these pants look awesome but the crotchular area is seriously givin me some issues here

by AndiLeaMissouri December 12, 2010

crotchular

of or relating to the crotch area

Did you see that hole in Lucy's pants?! It was crotchular!

by Lucy C. September 18, 2006

Crotchular

Pertaining to the area around and including the gentials.

"He had some weird stuff going on the crotchular region, I had to get out of there."

by fearofbirds May 6, 2009

crotchblasted

When someone is hit in the crotch really hard by troop 330 the badass troop

he turned around before i deadassed him and got crotchblasted

by PEE WEE January 10, 2005

crotchslave

another name for a sextard or gimp, particularly if the crotchslave is an adolescent girl.

Ex: Hey, let's rape Jason's crotchslave.

by Phyrexian Buttraper February 27, 2003

Crotchalated

when a male (over a certain age) gets hit in the crotch he is crotchalated

"I got crotchalated when I sled down the hill because there was a rock in wrong places..."

by Goganthian May 2, 2008