A small catapult designed to fire at crotch level, thus insuring maximum damage and maximum hilarity. Used just as often for pranking as it is for self defense.
Remember crotchapult is for self-dense or self-amusement only. Do not use a crotchapult to commit crimes or use on pets, small children, or women without a sense of humor.
by Mystic-X June 26, 2012
Get the Crotchapult mug.“Wow,” Panda says, glued to the ice dancing in Beijing. “Digging the crotchspin.”
“Ahh, Good One,” sneers mama, who loves to abuse Panda’s street name. “The closest you came to a skate was Sugar Pond Warming Hut in 1990.”
Right, daydreams Panda. That bitchin’ Brian Maleski, he knew his way around a crotchspin. The ice was hard too.
“Ahh, Good One,” sneers mama, who loves to abuse Panda’s street name. “The closest you came to a skate was Sugar Pond Warming Hut in 1990.”
Right, daydreams Panda. That bitchin’ Brian Maleski, he knew his way around a crotchspin. The ice was hard too.
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