crotch goblin

A species of goblin that steals crotches from the male species. Said to be a mythical creature but sightings and instances have occured.

Get me to a hospital, a crotch goblin stole my crotch!

by pr0ph3t April 11, 2005

crotch goblin

One who feeds on the groin while growling and snoring.

I was attacked at a party by a crotch goblin.

by DeVirginator February 10, 2003

crotch goblin

Generic term of disrespect, most often used when someone has made a big mistake or been a total jerk.

Jesus, I can't believe Steve botched the Henderson account! What a total crotch goblin!

by J to the Action August 13, 2003

crotch goblin

One who is particularly fond of balls, dicks, and pussys.

Tony is a fucking crotch goblin, look at him perving around in the panites isle at walmart

by Döug March 30, 2006

Crotch Goblin

This is a common slong term for an STD

man i got a wicked crotch goblin from this nasty skank

by Jim Bob November 4, 2004

Crotch Goblin

(n) 1. A perverted or otherwise solely sex-driven partner

"That guy is only interested in sex."
"Ugh. What a crotch goblin."

by Mk. 42 December 21, 2013

Crotch goblin

A less offensive term or curse word for somebody that is a cock sucker.

That knob has just cut me up, I bet he's a right crotch goblin!

by Cpiddy7 March 6, 2021