crotchwatching

To look at crotch to be a pervert.

i went to the tanning salon and was crotchwatching

by nuuvsc May 8, 2007

crotchface

one whose face was just in or looks as if it was in a crotch. more specifically, one who has just given head.

"You're such a crotchface, Lindsay!"

by twoOHhoe December 13, 2007

crotchface killah

an awesome blossom, who rocks like a chicken smock. a crotchface killah can usually be found near a lilly rat and always loves you and will never white glove you. occasionally, people will wonder "what's wrong wit yer arms?" but they're ok, crotchface killah's just like other people to steer their cars, or when in the mood to drive they will request that you rest your thumbs. a crotchface killah is fun to eat with because they will make babies out of various dips and never hesitate to put an entire rosie's special on the back of a passed out guy's head.

that crotchface killah is tha shit! look at that sweet lilly rat it's right next to.

by jkillah41782 February 3, 2010

Crotchwatch

1. Crotchwatcher
n.
Someone who cannot take their eyes off their own or another's no no square.
2. Crotchwatching
n. The process of watching one's own or another's crotch, usually for viewing Urban Dictionary definitions in class.

1. Bro, did you see that crotchwatcher? What a creep!
2. Dang, the teacher caught me crotchwatching.

by AppleCumButter December 13, 2021

crotchateria

Where you wash crotches.

Where you tell someone to go that’s being crotchety.

You need to go take a squat at the Crotchateria.

by AlliDaug July 21, 2022