Crotchwatcher

A perverted indivdual who stares at people's crotch area looking for identifiable traces of sexual organs.

Check that crotchwatcher scoping for fanny bulge.

by Rhinestone Souron October 7, 2006

crotch watcher

crotch watcher
A female who derives pleasure from watching the crotches of others in a public setting in an attempt to ascertain the size of a man's penis. Many females crotch watch for sport, while others crotch watch to determine whether they desire to have sexual intercourse with the prospect. It is said to be quite popular to crotch watch african americans.

EX:
Joe: "Dude, I keep catching my girlfriend crotch watching random black guys."
Lenny: "Maybe it's because you have a small dick, dude."

by Joe April 7, 2005

crotchwatching

To look at crotch to be a pervert.

i went to the tanning salon and was crotchwatching

by nuuvsc May 8, 2007

Secret Crotch Watcher

Someone who uses tables to hide an erection when pretending to do work but are really watching the crotch of the hot girl wearing a skirt sitting opposite.

Breadmond: Willy-pig!? Why do you have a table on your crotch?
Willy-pig: I'm doing work!
Skirt Girl: OMG!? i just saw you looking at my crotch up my skirt!!
Willy-pig: I'M NOT!! I'm doing my work!!
Breadmond: Yeah!! Sure you Secret Crotch Watcher!

by ZzOoBb October 14, 2009

Crotchwatch

1. Crotchwatcher
n.
Someone who cannot take their eyes off their own or another's no no square.
2. Crotchwatching
n. The process of watching one's own or another's crotch, usually for viewing Urban Dictionary definitions in class.

1. Bro, did you see that crotchwatcher? What a creep!
2. Dang, the teacher caught me crotchwatching.

by AppleCumButter December 13, 2021