Crying and masturbating through the barn door of your boxers.
(Look up 'cranking' and 'hog' for reference)
(Look up 'cranking' and 'hog' for reference)
by Grossly June 5, 2016
Get the Crankin' My Hog mug.Satire of the popular weight loss and diet program "Jenny Craig"; Referring to a diet driven by methamphetamines causing rapid weight loss. Usually referring to a white trash crank addict who has recently lost a lot of weight. Originated in Terre Haute, Indiana.
1st Guy: Damn dude! Did you see Jessica?
2nd Guy: Yeah she got real skinny, yo!
3rd Guy: I heard she's Jenny Crankin It!
1st & 2nd Guy : Ohhhh, that explains it.
2nd Guy: Yeah she got real skinny, yo!
3rd Guy: I heard she's Jenny Crankin It!
1st & 2nd Guy : Ohhhh, that explains it.
by Nick Fox July 29, 2008
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Cronkin' • cronin • crankin • chonkin • Crankin' My Hog • crunkin • Crankin' Butts • crockin • Crokin • Cronking
North East slang for successful roof repair. Has gained popularity in the 1st quarter of 2022 due to unusually long duration gusting wind periods. Usually consists of hastily bashing some caulk about with a 7 pound lump hammer.
Yer fuckin what, me roof is like a twice brewed Tetley tea bag the c*nts leaking that much. Howayy, just get lashed into a bit of Chonkin, be reet as, nah bother! sealed mint.
by BillePiper March 21, 2022
Get the Chonkin mug.A last name of someone who has ancestors in Ireland.
Normally, these people are loyal and hard-working individuals who will do anything for their friends. Also, their eyes are easy to get lost in, and they tend to have a perverted sense of humor. They are the friends that will have your back through thick and thin. They also tend to be swimmers who enjoy simply being in the water.
Normally, these people are loyal and hard-working individuals who will do anything for their friends. Also, their eyes are easy to get lost in, and they tend to have a perverted sense of humor. They are the friends that will have your back through thick and thin. They also tend to be swimmers who enjoy simply being in the water.
A Cronin will always be there for you no matter what.
Cronins have a strong sense of right and wrong.
Need a hand? Ask a Cronin
Cronins have a strong sense of right and wrong.
Need a hand? Ask a Cronin
by BlueEyed Minx October 23, 2009
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typically, u conk out after much exertions in exercise, hours of mental strain or if you are bunned out after many a spliff.
typically, u conk out after much exertions in exercise, hours of mental strain or if you are bunned out after many a spliff.
stoner 1: we played football for time earlier.. after that next zut im conkin out lol
stoner 2: ye same loool
stoner 2: ye same loool
by PLAiSTOW KiD May 24, 2010
Get the conkin mug.adj. It was a gang of hos, that spot was crankin
v. You know where it's going to be crankin tonight?
adj. I had the music crankin, sunroof open, just chillin as i cruised E. 1-4 (main street in Oakland,CA)
v. You know where it's going to be crankin tonight?
adj. I had the music crankin, sunroof open, just chillin as i cruised E. 1-4 (main street in Oakland,CA)
by that dozen April 30, 2005
Get the crankin mug.verb- 1.slang- male masturbation a.When one is presented with the opportunity to instgate masturbation and also feels it neccesary to announce his endeavor, this term is normally found appropriate by most adult males as a discreet yet powerful way to convey his activity. b.method of jocularly explaining the act of male masturbation. Syn.-wankin' it, flogging the dolphin, spankin' it, chokin' the lizard/chiken, spankin' the monkey, beating the meat, touching my penis, masturbation. Ant.-why the hell are you not masturbating right now?
"Hey Bob, where the fuck is Steve?"
"Probably in his apartment crankin' it."
"Ah. In that case, I'm gonna go and fire off a few knuckle children myself."
"Okay, just don't get it on the walls."
"Probably in his apartment crankin' it."
"Ah. In that case, I'm gonna go and fire off a few knuckle children myself."
"Okay, just don't get it on the walls."
by Toastmaster Tom July 6, 2006
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