CompuServe

An archaic spin-off of the system-crash-waiting-to-happen, AOL. Quite possibly worse than AOL... if that even makes sense. Known to scare innocent children across the globe.

"...AOL just sent me an e-mail trying to get me to switch over from CompuServe... I'm scared shitless... ::locks self up in bomb shelter for 15 years::"

by EnixPSIkid451 March 5, 2005

Compusician

Compusician - A term created to distinguish actual groups and solo musicians that practice their instruments tirelessly for 100s to 1000s of hours to be perfect for live replication compared to those who just press play on a laptop or don't replicate 100% of their compositions live. DJs and most pop music producers are compusicians.

Compusic - Music made with and played by computers.
It is mostly done with little to no live physical performance value which usually is a cheaper, quicker, and easier alternative to music played 100% live with legitimate performance value, played live in its entirety.

Genres such as Rap/Hip-hop, EDM, Dubstep, Chillstep/Chill, and House are perfect examples of this.

While, genres that are the opposite of this (Music) are: Metal, Rock, Classical, Jazz, and Electronic music done by bands.

1. DeadMau5 said DJs (even including himself) are button pushers and don't play anything live, therefore they're compusicians, not musicians.
Fellow DJ: Wow! Thanks for blowing our cover, Joel! You asshole!
Other DJ: Hey! I use just a drum pad live and everything else is from my computer, does that still count?!
Reply to DJs: No, it's still compusic.

2. They don't play 100% of the music live, where's the performance ethics in that? Even if its a band with ambience like at least 80% minimum is still performed live, though.

by Words From Some Guy July 11, 2018

compusation

Having a conversation via AIM or Yahoo Messenger when you're right next to someone

"This class is boring... compusation?"

by Skitch360 May 1, 2008

compuss

what a woman uses to stay on course

she used her compuss to find the mall

by mr clam February 4, 2010

Compusing

causing or tending to cause computer or digital related confusion: a confusing attempt at explanation of computer or digital terms or operations.

The differences between the various features, functions and operation between the two software application versions was compusing.

by Newsted April 25, 2010

Compustressed

A person that is frustrated beyond sanity when their computer does not behave as expected

My husband had trouble connecting his computer to printer and became compustressed!

by 1sunangel1 January 29, 2018

croopusfied

When someone is taped to a wall

Person 1: "Ok, so you know how Jeebus was croopusfied?"
Person 2: "What?"

by Venom Pat-daddy November 29, 2020