Craffing

Simultaneously laughing and crying.

She was craffing so hard the other night! We were fighting but then I told a joke to diffuse the tension.

by Joey Costanzo & Vanessa C. November 27, 2010

Crofting

To play Tomb Raider.
To croft.

I spent all day crofting, I'm a bit tired.

by HarriTombRaider July 9, 2009

Choffing

The art of choffing is for a female to vigorously pound herself at a rate of pace not normally known to man. Usually when the choff is finished, the womans hand is completely coated in a mix of cum and blood. Tasty.

Girl 1 (Phone) : Hey, you sound in pain, what's wrong?

Girl 2: Oh, i'm just choffing myself off, my vagina is caning!

by LewinsB April 24, 2011

Crofting

Crofting is a individual engaging in the licking of a mans testicles as a sexual act, this is very often referring to a homosexual situation.

I went to empty the bins and there was a couple of gay lads crofting round the side.

by Big Bobbins July 6, 2014

Choffing

1. To take the piss, tease or make a joke

2. To flirt outrageously

1. Na bru, I didn't really see Angelina Jolie, I'm just choffing you!

2. Dude! She just showed you her boobs! She was totally choffing you!

by marsisafag March 9, 2010

coffing

having to cough up the dough for this round o' coffee

I hope you know that though I'm coffing up this time next time your treat when we head for the coiffure.

by Hercolena Oliver April 28, 2008

cryffing

When you laugh so hard, you start to cry.

Watching me skid across the ground left the boy of my dreams cryffing and gasping for air.

by Campgonewrong October 30, 2017