critter snatch

A vagina with crabs

I was about to eat this girl out and I saw she had crabs on her va jay jay so I ran out and told her to keep that critter snatch away from me

critter snatch by Rowdope April 15, 2014

critter in the shitter

When you drop a deuce and find a living critter in the toilet, post bowel movement.

After Matthew went the bathroom and I walked in, I was startled to see a critter in the shitter.

critter in the shitter by g3money September 24, 2011

shitter on that critter 

its when a girls ass is really nice and large and round

yo that girl has a shitter on that critter

shitter on that critter by brent griffin August 21, 2007

split critter

a vagina or the imprint of a pussy

im hunting the elusive split critter

split critter by jackazz September 15, 2003

shit-critter 

someone or something that one despises.

“Y’know what? You and our little shit-critter can leave whenever you want…” from the movie "Tideland"

shit-critter by jadedemotions October 29, 2007

skatepark critter 

A fag who is always at the skatepark and is really dirty

Hey fag you know if you keep going to the skatepark everyday I'm gonna have to beat the rabies out of you for being a skatepark critter

skatepark critter by Vapefagnaysh July 9, 2017

swamp critter 

hick; redneck; white trash; can be found living in a mobile home or in a ghetto, typically chews tobacco and smokes cigars, clothing consists of bib overalls, sleeveless flannel shirts, and pro wrestling t-shirts; live on a steady diet of government cheese, cheap beer, and slim jims. hobbies include catfishing, shootin stuff, and starting a feud with the neighbors. favorite music includes lynyrd skynyrd and ted nugent. talks with a poor grammar and a southern accent, no matter what part of the country they are from.

man I hate shopping at Wal-Mart, there are always so many swamp critters there.

swamp critter by Ummie December 26, 2008