Crit

Slang for Hypocrite; A shortened way to call someone a hypocrite.

Last week Christian said that he hates backstabbers, but this week he went behind John's back and got him fired. Christian can be such a crit sometimes.

by baxter master May 26, 2010

Crit

Originating in the village of Shewbury, MO. 'Crit' is a shortened version of the name 'Christian' meaning "Believer in Christ."

"Hey Crit, are you going to church tomorrow"

by @-dUb September 20, 2009

Crit

To have relations with a friends girlfriend.

"Hey man, lemmie crit yo shit"

by Josh April 8, 2004

Crit

A term for nigger. Crit, short for critter

Let's cross the street, a couple of crits are headed our way

by Crokedcop January 10, 2012

Crit

Word used in video game terminology to show high hits.

In this case, a word I yell at my girlfriend as I'm about to cum.

CRIT!!!!

by Marktheboss March 4, 2011

Crit

The term used to explain the act of crying immediately before, during, or just before finishing a shit. A Crying Shit. A Crit

I had a Crit for the first time after I broke up with her

by XxlelkxX November 20, 2015

Crit

a combination of crap and shit: used when near adults that u just met and not them to think of you as a bad person but still need to somehow say shit

a lot better than shap

Guy 1 dude u just got hotsauce on my shirt what the crit!!!!!

*principal walks by*
p: did you just curse?
G: course not sir/mam

by Hairy Hunter October 25, 2010