Crippled is when someone is injured or is in large amounts of pain for large increments of time Crippled
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Get the Crippled wank mug.The act of having intercourse with a woman doggie style, and while inserting the penis into the vagina pull out and slam your penis into her ass. The noise and motions she makes are similar to a crippled dolphin.
Dude I just gave a chick a crippled dolphin and she jerked back and her asshole almost ripped my cock off.
by Morgrave December 7, 2010
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We just set Grandpa up in a sweet retirement community. Dad and I visited last weekend and there was a Crippled White Snow Leopard trying to get my dad's phone number for a hook-up.
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by Vann September 1, 2008
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