Cringle

The act of cringing so hard you smile.

The YouTube video made me cringle.

by cooldude342 September 19, 2016

cringle

To squish something until you can smell the scent of it .
usually with citrus fruits :lemons , limes , oranges

Person 1 : Look ! theres lemon on the floor .
Person 2: REALLY ?
Person 1 ; HELL YEAH ! , should I cringle it ?
Person 2 : yea cringle the shit outta tht thing .

by LAGraham August 3, 2010

Cringling for a Pringling

A customizable phrase used to put emphasis on a response. Can be modified to show your cool in any situation.

Person 1: what kind of chips do you want Phil?
Phil: I'm Cringling for a Pringling

Person 1: what race would you like to enslave next?
Person 2: I'm Gringolin for a Gringo

Jack Black when he posts on YouTube: I'm Jablinski'n for a Jablinski

by Wheatboi February 23, 2019

Cringle pringle

When something is absurdly cringe.

Really? That’s cringle Pringle.

by sticking wood May 13, 2021

Cringle Smash

Gangbanging an underage girl on Christmas or New Years Eve.

Did you here about what happened to Sarah on Christmas Eve? She got totally Cringle Smashed!

by WaxMyBalls March 6, 2017

Cri-cringle-brekk

being so disassociated with your mind and body that you can no longer distinguish between fact,fiction, life and death

"mate are you still with us ?"
uhhh....cri-cringle-brekk?"

by warren whoppers June 1, 2017

Chris Cringle Cooked

When you get so fried off the ganja weed that you age 45 years and become the man whom delivers the presents to the children. You grow a beard of kush and fly away off a cloud off cannabis gas.

I got so chris cringle cooked last night that when I woke up, I had a full white beard and had to shave it off!

by Kloppersfloppers April 1, 2019