Criminal

When your given name is Mitchel Tassone, and you somehow happen to hit a car full of children, and additionally cause that car full of kids to crash into a house. This can also be further regarded as the Findon Incident, 88 Critenden road 20/09/23.

Goddamnit, I somehow managed to hit a car full of kids and made them crash into a house causing thousands in damage, I'm a criminal! Wow, this is a real Mitchel Tassone moment (Seek futher of Mitchel Tassone)

Criminal by Yutomon September 20, 2023

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criminal

n. Someone who does not have the financial means/power to hire a capable lawyer.

A: "hey thats a criminal"
B: "Oh yeah? wat did he do?"
A: "He couldn't afford a lawyer"

criminal by KYJC January 3, 2009

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criminal

A homosexual in extreme denial, since anyone who goes to jail will definitely get raped by members of the same sex.

Incarceration and capital punishment being inadequate deterrents for persons to commit crime, the thrill of being raped is the only motive.

"Hey man, I'm a businessman, I sell dope, I sell coke, I sell phet, I sell ket. I make my money the way the streets demand."

"No, you're a criminal, and we're going to fuck you until your asshole looks like a whale's blowhole."

criminal by Mr. Cardboard November 6, 2011