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cricetophobia

the terrible fear of hamsters (can also be known as hamsterphobia)
do you want to see my new hamster?

no, you dumbass. i have cricetophobia
by TheFullHonestTruth February 18, 2021
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Mater tua criceta fuit, -et pater tuo redoluit bacarum Sambucus

Latin for "Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries". (A quote from Monty Python's Holy Grail.)
Mater tua criceta fuit, -et pater tuo redoluit bacarum Sambucus!
by Arthur- King of the Britons August 3, 2011
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Criculo

Cri comes from the word Crica which means pussy in spanish and Culo that is asshole in mentioned language.
Can be used to say that someone is ugly, a curse word like Puñeta or when one has been penetrated thru the anus.
Esa tipa es un criculo.

Criculo!

Te dieron duro por el criculo?
by CommodoreD July 22, 2007
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crichton

Someone in society considered as an attractive alpha male.
Girl: omg! That guys such a Crichton :3
by Idar September 27, 2013
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Michael Crichton

The coolest author in all of American history.

Famous for science fiction books such as Jurassic Park, The Andromeda Strain, Timeline, and countless other great stories.
Guy 1: Hey, Michael Crichton is so cool!

Guy 2: No shit.
by BobBobBobBobJimBobBobBobBob December 21, 2008
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Michael Crichton

God in the world of authors.
The best goddamn author of science fiction novels.
If you disagree you are an illiterate fool who cannot recognize brilliance.
Some of his greatest books are Timeline, Jurassic Park, Next, The Andromeda Strain, and State of Fear.
He also created the TV show, ER.
He started writing to get some money during medical school at Harvard.
He died at the age of 66.
Stephanie: When I heard that a book report on The Andromeda Strain by Michael Crichton was extra credit for Biology class, I thought that was badass!

Jessica: I know, right?! I might actually try to get extra credit!

Stephanie: Our teach must be cool as fuck.
by wasssupitsstephyo December 27, 2008
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crichton

a very attractive girl who is extremely hyper and loves to be around everyone. she gets very cautious about what people say about her. don't upset her. but she's also very sweet and forgiving
your acting like a Crichton!!
by I know it allll February 6, 2015
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