Cresting

When shit is playing peek a boo with your anus

John was on the toilet cresting but I don't think any shit came out.

by Shithouse man November 4, 2018

Cresting

Cresting is when you reach a point of such pleasure during sex or masturbation that you know that one or two more strokes and you’ll cum. Like being right on the crest of the ultimate final pleasure wave.

Man I was cresting for a long time before I finally tugged that sucker all over her face. On reflection I think she would've preferred a different wake-up call...

by Cap'n B! Oh Yeah! July 7, 2008

Cresting

Verb.

The act of squeezing shit out of one's urethra (pee-hole) after it becomes lodged inside during anal sex. The act resembles toothpaste being squeezed from its tube.

I leared that a huge downside to anal sex was the possibility of cresting. Who wants to have to sqeeze shit out of their penis?

by LordNastius November 29, 2009

CREST

You are getting a blowjob and just before you explode, you tell your partner to smile then you unload your cum all over their teeth!

Man she gave me such a great blow job I crested her!
No blow job is complete without crest!!

by Buttsacola July 30, 2010

Crest

when a man ejeculates on a person without knowing and becomes hard on their clothing and makes it look like a crusty substance.

haha hey romolo i crested on jerrys shirt.

by xRICKx September 27, 2010

cresting

verb

The act of putting a dollop of toothpaste on the tip of the penis and brushing another's teeth with the penis, as though it were a toothbrush.

As Sid was cresting the girl, he advised, "Make sure you get your molars!"

by Sidney-the-kidney April 29, 2012

Crest

To sex someone, harder than usual, but not as hard as possible.

I think we should Crest, Ben.
Hell yeah.

by +♥♥♥+Crest+♥♥♥+ November 10, 2010