by Shithouse man November 04, 2018
Cresting is when you reach a point of such pleasure during sex or masturbation that you know that one or two more strokes and you’ll cum. Like being right on the crest of the ultimate final pleasure wave.
Man I was cresting for a long time before I finally tugged that sucker all over her face. On reflection I think she would've preferred a different wake-up call...
by Cap'n B! Oh Yeah! July 07, 2008
Verb.
The act of squeezing shit out of one's urethra (pee-hole) after it becomes lodged inside during anal sex. The act resembles toothpaste being squeezed from its tube.
The act of squeezing shit out of one's urethra (pee-hole) after it becomes lodged inside during anal sex. The act resembles toothpaste being squeezed from its tube.
I leared that a huge downside to anal sex was the possibility of cresting. Who wants to have to sqeeze shit out of their penis?
by LordNastius November 30, 2009
You are getting a blowjob and just before you explode, you tell your partner to smile then you unload your cum all over their teeth!
by Buttsacola July 30, 2010
when a man ejeculates on a person without knowing and becomes hard on their clothing and makes it look like a crusty substance.
by xRICKx September 27, 2010
verb
The act of putting a dollop of toothpaste on the tip of the penis and brushing another's teeth with the penis, as though it were a toothbrush.
The act of putting a dollop of toothpaste on the tip of the penis and brushing another's teeth with the penis, as though it were a toothbrush.
by Sidney-the-kidney February 22, 2012
by +♥♥♥+Crest+♥♥♥+ November 08, 2010