Our God, Father, and the holy spirit of cheese. A combination of cheese and Jesus. Using His name in vain will result in being straight to Heck for eternal torment and suffering.
Example One:
Joe: Hey man did you pray today?
Bob: Of course I did, bless our lord, Cheesus Christ.
Example Two:
Bob: Bro did you just run over a child?
Joe: Cheesus fricking Christ does this matter?
Joe: *sent to heck*
Joe: Hey man did you pray today?
Bob: Of course I did, bless our lord, Cheesus Christ.
Example Two:
Bob: Bro did you just run over a child?
Joe: Cheesus fricking Christ does this matter?
Joe: *sent to heck*
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Get the Cheesus Christ mug.A type of mac n cheese sent from heaven by the gods. It can be found in normal retail stores. It consist of shapes of Jesus, a Cross, and a fish. The divine meal is revered by highschoolers everywhere. It is said to heal your soul and is only ten minutes to a miraculous meal. They join in large congregations to partake in the consuming of the Mac and Cheesus. Many view this practice as unusual, but these people have clearly not eaten Mac and Cheesus.
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Inventor of money... King of Lydia ~2500 Years Ago. History, and not the myths, affirms that Croesus reigned, as last king of Lydia, from 560 to 546 BC, over all peoples and cities between the Aegean coast of Asia Minor in the west and the river Halys in the East, having as his capital the city of Sardis, which is between Mount Tmolus and the river Hermos.
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An expression of strong surprise, disappointment or distress.
An expression of strong surprise, disappointment or distress.
- Mommy, i lost my mittens at school again!
- Cheesus fries and crust, Tommy, its fifth pair of mittens this month!
- Cheesus fries and crust, Tommy, its fifth pair of mittens this month!
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Get the cheesus mug.Beverage consumed in copious amounts by Explorer Reid Stowe's Mission Control which induces blind devotion to the point of fanaticism.
Racing Wag drank too many Free $10 vodka and Cheesus juices at the 822 day party and void hoed sardine pizza in the backseat of the taxi on the way home.
Drunk on Cheesus Juice Bangotinis, Somewhat Salty angel massaged himself.
Drunk on Cheesus Juice Bangotinis, Somewhat Salty angel massaged himself.
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