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Creepage Distance

The closeness of a person before it gets creepy.
"Yo that guy over there was borderline creepage distance!"

"That guy was so close to crossing the creepage distance!"
by bobthebuilder18 January 21, 2009
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creepaleaper

is a male with an extremely small penis, that befriends a woman with only the intentions of placing their tiny penis into the ear, nose and belly button of the woman for their own sexual pleasure and arousal.
"i hate that guy.....omg he seriuosly was such a creepaleaper!!"
by marianne hughes June 12, 2008
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Corsage Creepage

The wedding phenomenon where allocating one corsage means allocating another. If not kept firmly in check, the toilet attendants and distant relatives become adorned too.
Kathrine: "Zyborg needs a rose in his button-hole"
Frogg: "You are quite right, and his girlfriend should have one too then. Was Zyborg the chap selling car insurance in the queue at the Registry Office yesterday?"
Kathrine: "I thought he was the guy who delivered the tables?"
Frogg: "Best we give them corsages to be sure."
Kathrine: "Do you think there may be some corsage creepage going on here?"
by Rob Haesloop October 17, 2005
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Creepception

"Dude there's totally a creeper staring at us through the window."
"Let's film it and creep on the creeper! It'll be like creepception!"
"What is wrong with you."
by allthepringleladies November 15, 2011
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creepaleepin

1. to creep ones life
2. the new coolest way to ask whats going on
hey michelle, whats a creepaleepin?
hey, tor just creepaleepin some facebook.
by Tori Stevenson117 February 4, 2009
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Major creepage

When someone does something that takes creepy to another level or says something totally off the wall.
Blue- Do you think this book is good for someone in surgery

Red- yea its ok why whos in surgery
Blue- My girl
Red- Oh what hospital
Blue- I dont know i will find out
Red- I think that i'll go stop by say hi and give her some flowers do you think that she'll like that
Blue- Yea but thats "Major Creepage"
by Poonkin October 19, 2009
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