The Creatine-Megamind Paradox as a well known theory which states that Megamind snorted creatine as a child making his brain grow which gives his head his distinguished look.
An easily triggered self proclaimed "alpha" male "lifter" in his late 20's to early 50's that has emotional outbursts on their social media or irl , akin to a teenager.
The Creatine-ager refused to wear a mask while laying on the floor of the Costco, "I'm a patriot!" he screamed, while several people awkwardly tried to reach around his spitting teared tantrum radius for the green beans.