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Creatine 

What beginners in the gym think is a good supplement.
Dude 1: hey you take anything?

Dude 2: yeah creatine bro
Dude 1: brooo you’re a beginner
Creatine by Kristen’sadmirer October 30, 2019

Creatine 

That shit kodex takes in astronomical amounts
Mom - SON WTF WHY ARE YOU SNORTING CREATINE

KODEX - it’s not Creatine this time it’s coke

Mom - oh as long as it’s not Creatine

Kodex - it’s not *coughs Creatine powder
Creatine by Lord kodex April 16, 2022

creatine 

devil's supplement, don't take if you want to get gains, you will lose them all.
"Call 911! this man is using creatine!"
creatine by Creatine_Hater March 11, 2023

Creatine 

Magic strength powder than makes you buff.
Yo look at Tim he got hella gains he must be on creatine.
Creatine by CorrectpersonRAH June 30, 2023

Creatine-Megamind Paradox 

The Creatine-Megamind Paradox as a well known theory which states that Megamind snorted creatine as a child making his brain grow which gives his head his distinguished look.
Yooo why is Megaminds head so huge bro?

Haven’t you heard of the Creatine-Megamind Paradox dude!?!

Creatine-ager 

An easily triggered self proclaimed "alpha" male "lifter" in his late 20's to early 50's that has emotional outbursts on their social media or irl , akin to a teenager.
The Creatine-ager refused to wear a mask while laying on the floor of the Costco, "I'm a patriot!" he screamed, while several people awkwardly tried to reach around his spitting teared tantrum radius for the green beans.
Creatine-ager by JamesFromTheNowhere November 10, 2021