Creatine

Supplement made up of 2 amino acids.
Not dangerous,totally safe.
Not illegal,totally legal.

I took creatine.

by dopemasterassb*tch January 04, 2004

Creatinic

Adj. A person who is taking creatine and is now overly aggressive due to being dehydrated.

That SOB David has gone Creatinic. He benched 390 yesterday and then punched a baby in the face. WTF.

by 7SAOU July 21, 2011

creatine willy

Soft or flacid penis caused by the excessive consumption of creatine

"That dudeman has just started horsing the supplements and has a serious case of creatine willy"

by Magoo1984 March 03, 2023

Creatine-ager

An easily triggered self proclaimed "alpha" male "lifter" in his late 20's to early 50's that has emotional outbursts on their social media or irl , akin to a teenager.

The Creatine-ager refused to wear a mask while laying on the floor of the Costco, "I'm a patriot!" he screamed, while several people awkwardly tried to reach around his spitting teared tantrum radius for the green beans.

by JamesFromTheNowhere November 10, 2021

Creatine monster

Somebody who takes creatine and automatically thinks they are hard when they’re still small

Mezzy is such a creatine monster he’s just fat

by Paddy2croydon November 22, 2021

Pockets on Creatine

Creatine is a supplement that increases muscle size when working out and therefore this phrase means to have big pockets filled with money.

Rich.

I'm so jacked and even my pockets on creatine.

by Prettyboy swag September 03, 2010

Creatine Pimpin'

Used to describe a Meathead who lifts to get girls and achieves his goal of muscle gain through the use of creatine

A: Yo, Johnny is gettin jacked, he's gonna pull mad bitties
B: He ain't jacked, He Creatine Pimpin'

by Brandon D.S. July 06, 2006