Ryan Creamer

The guy who actually fixes your pipes

Hot single mom: can you fix my pipes
Ryan creamer: sure!

by Time for crab May 30, 2019

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Creeper

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Everyone:

Creeper: SSSsSsSSS...

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——YOU—DIED——
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——-RESPAWN——
-TITTLE—SCREEN-
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by Bid Ol’ Boi February 27, 2019

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Creeper, oh man
So we back in the mine, got our pickaxe swinging from side to side,
Side, side to side
This task a grueling one, hope to find some diamonds tonight, night, night
Diamonds tonight
Heads up, you hear a sound, turn around and look up, total shock fills your body,
Oh no it's you again,
I could never forget those eyes, eyes, eyes,
Eyes, eyes, eyes
'Cause baby tonight, the creeper's trying to steal all our stuff again,
'Cause baby tonight, you grab your pick, shovel and bolt again,
And run, run until it's done, done, until the sun comes up in the morn'
'Cause baby tonight, the creeper's trying to steal all our stuff again
Just when you think you're safe, overhear some hissing from right behind,
Right, right behind
That's a nice life you have, shame it's gotta end at this time, time, time,
Time, time, time, time
Blows up, then your health bar drops, you could use a 1-up, get inside don't be tardy,
So now you're stuck in there, half a heart is left but don't die, die, die
Die, die, die, die
'Cause baby tonight, the creeper's trying to steal all your stuff again,
'Cause baby tonight, you grab your pick, shovel and bolt again,
And run, run until it's done, done, until the sun comes up in the morn'
'Cause baby tonight, the creeper's trying to steal all your stuff again,

Creepers, you're mine
Dig up diamonds, and craft those diamonds and make some armor,
Get it baby, go and forge that like you so, MLG pro,
The sword's made of diamonds, so come at me bro
Training in your room under the torchlight,
Hone that form to get you ready for the big fight,
Every single day and the whole night,
Creeper's out prowlin' - alright
Look at me, look at you,
Take my revenge that's what I'm gonna do,
I'm a warrior baby, what else is new,
And my blade's gonna tear through you
Bring it
'Cause baby tonight, the creeper's trying to steal all our stuff again,
Yeah baby tonight, grab your sword, armor and gold, take your revenge,
So fight, fight like it's the last, last night of your life, life, show them your bite,
'Cause baby tonight, the creeper's trying to steal all our stuff again,
'Cause baby tonight, you grab your pick, shovel and bolt again,
And run, run until it's done, done, until the sun comes up in the morn'
'Cause baby tonight, the creepers tried to steal all our stuff again

Creeper? Aww man.

by Mitt Romney Money July 16, 2019

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baby creeper

Someone who is obsessed with babies. They become friends with girls who are pregnant or have newborns. They like and comment on anything baby related on facebook, while also posting pictures they took and statuses about other people's babies. They wish they had a newborn of their own but instead just resort to creepin on other's newborns instead.

"Did you see that Tara posted a picture of Alex's newborn when the baby is not even a day old????"
" Yeah, she is definitely a baby creeper"

by Sheri Poole November 29, 2011

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Creepertarian

A libertarian, most likely male, who believes the opposite gender's love for liberty is the green light to make a pass. Unfortunately, the creepertarian does not receive signals of rejection, and drives the victim away from the liberty movement entirely.

Creepertarian: "So I heard you're in to liberty."
Girl: "Yeah! I love the Liberty Movement!"
Creepertarian: "Me too! Except I only adhere to the non-aggression principle outside of the bedroom..."

by shinrin785 July 28, 2012

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