rough tough cream puff

Catch phrase to that adorable little pink ball of wtf: KIRBY!
Any other definition is clearly ripping that off :)

"He's one rough tough cream puff" - Kirby's Adventure commercial

by equality4men May 2, 2014

rough tough cream puff

One of the many, many priceless contributions from R. Crumb - perhaps passed along by this misanthropic genius from someone else. It refers to a male with a ferocious posture, threatening gaze and aggressive stance, but a guy who will actually cave in and whimper when faced down in earnest.

Her hero was in fact a rough tough cream puff: he would threaten others and put on a big show but somehow never managed to get into actual fights. He was big and belligerent but basically a coward.

by Byron Black July 11, 2007

Japanese cream puff

The act of ejaculating on the face of a person who is about to have an orgasm.

Dude, he was hiding in the closet jerking off and then he ran out and gave me a Japanese cream puff!

by badmammojamma October 25, 2015

cream puff

the act in which a guy shoots his load all over a girl's pussy instead of inside it

Kate wasn't on birth control so I couldn't give her a creampie. So, I blew my load all over her puffy mound, thus giving her a cream puff instead.

by CreampieGuy June 30, 2011

Cream-Puff

A Large man who displays a gruff and grumpy Exterior, generally assumed to be as Cuddly as a teddy bear by the Opposite Sex

Look at cream-puff over there, moaning once again!

by Conor Brien August 9, 2006

Cream puff sunrise

When someone wakes you up in the morning by jizzing on on your face.

Guy 1: What's a Cream Puff Sunrise?

Guy 2: Idon't know, it just rolls off the tongue.

by penissliver February 1, 2014

Cream Puff

To masturbate in someone's hand while they are sleeping, and then tickle their nose.

My girlfriend pissed me off so much, i cream puffed her last night. She woke up and couldn't figure out why her face was sticky

by spazmonkey007 January 6, 2008