Crazier than a bessie bug

A phrase used to describe someone who is being unreasonable or acting crazy. Also used "Bess" or "Betsey"
by YesOkCool April 05, 2018
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crazier than Tom Cruise

pretty fucking crazy because ever since he started getting old and losing his mind, tom cruiseis totally freakin nuts!!!
guy one : dude, i just saw Pearl Harbor and it was the GREATEST MOVIE EVER
guy two : woah man, you're fuckin' crazier than Tom Cruise
by Jennnnnnnn June 24, 2005
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I'm crazier than you.

A comeback made up by a friend and I to be used in response to somebody who is threatening you. You can only use this if it is true and you are cool enough to whip out a knife and slit his throat.
HOTONE: "I'll kick your ass."
Big Dude named Tiny: "Whatever man, I'm bigger than you."
HOTONE: "Yeah, but I'm crazier than you."
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"Dat bitch who fucked tha dog, she crazier than a fish with tits"
by datguhcasey January 08, 2009
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Crazier than a fruit bat

A level of crazy that is crazier than whack but less crazy than batshit insane. NOTE: this does not apply to situations. It is only used to describe people or other animate objects.
by Neopolitan March 01, 2008
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Edith Prickley, a central character on SCTV in the 1980s, referred to someone as "crazier than an inbred schnauzer." Schnauzers tend to be some really overamped dogs, and apparently inbreeding would just intensify it.
He's crazier than an inbred schnauzer.
by Ferdosork November 16, 2016
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crazier than a damn goose

A phrase said to an individual that presents symptoms of insanity, of the water fowl variety.
Boy, you're crazier than a damn goose!
by A$APasparagus May 12, 2015
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