craos

crazy chaos.
When everything goes completely wrong and nobody knows what is going on.

Rachel: It's a tornado warning!
Liz: Quick, to the basement!
Rachel: We don't have a basement, we live in a modern glass house.
Liz: Ahhh! Craos!!!!

by Zil Dove June 18, 2009

Crap from crayola

Same as "shit from shinola", but a little softer sounding.

You don't know crap from crayola.

by Sudonympho September 29, 2012

white crayon

Someone who is utterly useless. Refers to the least-selected crayon in the box.

I don't know how that guy ended up getting promoted, he never does ANYTHING. He's a White Crayon.

by Armed & Hammered July 26, 2006

brown crayon

When, no matter how many times you wipe, you keep getting that single streak of brown.

Jesus! Is there, like, a brown crayon in there?

by Fred Foo August 26, 2007

Purple Crayon

Black dick

That white girl loves the purple crayon

by Hanleezy April 21, 2009

The Big Bonanza Crayonza Bibbidibobanza Stanza Handza Zaza Extravaganza

An unknowable, dangerous plot, one that may never be discovered. One that, if left unchecked, may consume the world.

"The hardline questionanza of the matter is not what the Big Bonanza IS... But what the Big Bonanza Crayonza Bibbidibobanza Stanza Handza Zaza Extravaganza will BECOME... If given the time to fester." - 'Symple' Symon Symonson, 1199 Anno Domini

by Niktionary.com October 19, 2023

break my crayons

causing someone grief for an unjustified reason

Should someone stand in front of the TV during the final moments of a big game would be an obvious attempt to break your crayons.

"Dude, why do you have to break my crayons all the time?"

by Paul Kemp July 12, 2007