crapstipated

adj : have difficult or incomplete or infrequent evacuation of crap.

adj : you can't crap no matter how hard you try, sometimes only gas comes out

see also fartstipated

That burrito is lodged in my belly and it won't come out, I am crapstipated.

by alibree March 25, 2005

Crapstravaganza

Can be used to describe a horrible experience, to a grand level; a figurative festival of craptastic events; something with a bounty of craptastic aspects; or, what one calls something bad when they wish to use mock or sarcastic cheer.

A relative to the slang adjective craptastic, and a tongue-in-cheek antonym of "extravaganza".

"That Disney vacation with the rents was a total crapstravaganza..."

"I have read some badfic in my time, but the DBZ section of FFN is a veritable crapstravaganza!"

by Jaxxy_no_Jutsu August 8, 2008

craprappier

a mix of crap and crappier

- by ellu and vanu

damn dude, i had a craprappier day today like seriously

by therealiconicdynamicduo November 3, 2017

claptrap

Pretentious, pompous, nonsensical and or empty language (especially while pandering to an audience).

I've had enough of your claptrap.

by author September 6, 2006

crapsterpiece

A work of art that goes so far beyond bad, it is not redeemable even through the power of ridicule.

Mariah Carey's film debut, "Glitter," was a monumental crapsterpiece.

by Pencil Necked Geek February 27, 2005

Crapstep

The world's most horrendous music since disco. I believe it is created by allowing a mongoloid to mix D+B and Jungle, with some robotic nonsense on the side. Crapstep aka Dubstep is the single worst sound that has ever been created by man.

WUB WUB WUB WUB... That's not music that's Crapstep

by Shadycrew31 July 13, 2011

craptrophy

numbing, needling, or falling asleep of legs from sitting on the toilet for an extended period of time.

I sat on the toilet and read the paper but I was unable to get up due to severe craptrophy.

by PaperPaper2 January 11, 2009