crap slap

The act of applying fecal matter to another by placing it in the palm of ones hand and slapping a person.

Billy returned from the bathroom and applied a wicked crap slap to Tommy, covering his face in fecal matter with an audible crack.

by Da Definer November 7, 2006

crapalappin

like crap but longer and more childish

crapalappin! i forgot my homework at chelsey's.

by bob newhaul May 11, 2008

Crapflapslap

A synonym for spanking.

"And I crapflapslapped that cheating whore all the way to venus."

by Jaja the Juju November 7, 2011

crapalapadap

Said to someone who says something that makes no sense.

That makes no sense! "crapalapadap" see I can make no sense too.

by GuppNZ September 11, 2012

crapflap

1) The sound of buttcheeks-a-flappin usually caused by an abnormally powerful fart or defecation.

2) The back door on old style long underwear

1) That four alarm chili had me crapflappin in the bowl all night.

2) I was so drunk last night that when I put on my long underwear, I crawled in through the crapflap.

by The Jarvis February 22, 2006

The Crap-Slap

Taking a dump in a laytex glove and smacking someone with it. Simple as that....

Sam: hey what are you doing?
Jordan: *SLAP*
Sam: WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED!
Jordan: You just got The Crap-Slap!!!

by therumpler October 21, 2010

Crap Slap

When you barg in to the bathroom when someone is taking a shit, and slap their bare ass and thighs until they are red. All the victim can do is scream like a girl, because no one wants to fight when they are naked and shits dangling between their legs.

Ow! My ass still stings from when my brother Crap Slapped me. Next time I shit, I'll lock the door

by Palamander December 14, 2010