The nimble-footed dance executed while avoiding stepping in dog shit. A high-quality crapscotch typically results when the offending matter is already well-distributed and only lately coming to the attention of the unfortunate crapscotcher.
(Etymology - derived "hotscotch", a children's game in which a player hops on one foot over the lines from section to section of a diagram marked on the pavement).
(Etymology - derived "hotscotch", a children's game in which a player hops on one foot over the lines from section to section of a diagram marked on the pavement).
"Lordy, what's that dreadful smell!?"
"I know, I've just got back from walking Rover and I ended up crapscotching in the lane. I don't know how I'm going to get this out of the tread - it's on both shoes."
"I know, I've just got back from walking Rover and I ended up crapscotching in the lane. I don't know how I'm going to get this out of the tread - it's on both shoes."
by sorrowful_dogwalker September 19, 2009
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Similar in meaning to libtard, but meant to be used against conservatives.
It also sounds a lot more similar to "conservative" than "libtard" does to "liberal".
Alternatively, "cunt-shit-va-twat" can also be used, if you so desire.
It also sounds a lot more similar to "conservative" than "libtard" does to "liberal".
Alternatively, "cunt-shit-va-twat" can also be used, if you so desire.
Fox News: "Hillary the libtard wants to ruin America"
CNN: "Donnie the crapshitvatard is ruining America"
CNN: "Donnie the crapshitvatard is ruining America"
by 100 106 116 July 22, 2018
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Amy: Hey why hasn't Creepshow Art posted in a while?
Michael: You mean CrapShit Fart? Yeah she got cancelled.
Michael: You mean CrapShit Fart? Yeah she got cancelled.
by MAVERiK_NiPKiN November 19, 2021
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"If the Bee-Line bus system accepted dollar bills, then I wouldn't be doing a fare crapshoot right now."
by tyankou December 22, 2009
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by haha i added a word June 26, 2010
Get the crap shot mug.1) lacking the necessary repertoire of rhyming words and/ or urban slang to effectively rap about red bull and/or other people's children
2) the quality of one's actions/speech/or movement in which the perpetrator is devoid of any flow,style, or artistic ability whatsoever.
2) a combination of crap and shit formed in the lower intestine and ushered out the anus daily
2) the quality of one's actions/speech/or movement in which the perpetrator is devoid of any flow,style, or artistic ability whatsoever.
2) a combination of crap and shit formed in the lower intestine and ushered out the anus daily
1) "i can't rap for crapshit, it's like tap dancing, i can't do that shit...either"
2) billy thought his last interpretive dance movement was poignant and refreshing, most everybody else thought it was crapshit
3) i just took one hell of a crapshit
2) billy thought his last interpretive dance movement was poignant and refreshing, most everybody else thought it was crapshit
3) i just took one hell of a crapshit
by darnell tibbins August 23, 2011
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