crapola

Something that is crappy and disappointing; a piece of junk. Used to describe a shitty situation or object that is unworthy of a real english adjective.

A: "Did you see this hairblowdryer/swiffer Mildred bought from the infomercial?"

B: "Hahaha this thing is crapola"

by jklfdjkls;jfkl; February 20, 2010

crayola crapola

Occurs when a small peice of feces becomes wedged between the buttcheeks; despite endless wiping it will continue to leave fecal matter on the toilet paper. Continuous wiping results in turd being rubbed down like the tip of a crayon.

I could have written a novel on toilet paper with that crayola crapola I just took.

by Mike Mullin September 4, 2006

crapolaman

(noun) A male who takes a lot of shits.

Crapolaman1 on aim sure does take a lot of shits.

by crapolaman September 6, 2003

crapola

Best thing to say when your crayola crayons break.

*crayon breaks*
Me: What company made this, crapola?

by Falldeadangels May 14, 2005

crapiola

anything that's a load of crap

Fuck this global warming, climate change bullshit ! It's nothing more than pure scaremongering crapiola !

by Frosty 1 March 22, 2008

crapola

A name brand of breakfast cereal, "Crapola" is cranberry apple granola made in Ely, Minnesota.

"Mom, can we have Crapola for breakfast again?"

by Regular Customer July 4, 2009

crampolas

super uber mega bad period cramps, curling you into pain wanting to cut out your abdomen

i have major crampolas today

by Danielle Shordt November 22, 2005