cropdick

The reattachment of one's foreskin

I just ate my cropdick.

by niggerman224 April 6, 2019

crapsickle

n. crap, on a stick, frozen. i.e. an after-school treat loved by many children all around the world.

After school we went over to Mark's house for a refreshing ice-cold crapsickle treat.

by Brett December 17, 2004

Cherry Chapdick

A term used to describe the penis of a man who simply gets too much pussy, and is therefore chafed and gloriously uncomfortable.

Diametrically opposed to Cherry Chapstick, which is used BY pussies. The stick version can be an acceptable reference to Katy Perry's "I kissed a girl and I liked it, the taste of her Cherry Chapstick"

Dude: "I got so much pussy that summer I had to ice my balls."
Dude across the bar: "Holy Snatch! Did you get Cherry Chapdick??"
Dude: "You don't even KNOW!"

by Whorebag401k November 9, 2013

chapdick

The chapstick applied after delivering an especially taxing blowjob.

"Thanks for sucking me off, but your lips sure look dry."

"No worries, I brought some chapdick."

by slothballer June 9, 2013

cropdick

The reattachment of one's foreskin

i have a cropdick

by niggerman224 April 6, 2019

chapdick

When a man's dick gets sore from fucking.

by Anonymous September 10, 2003

Chapdick

the art of Chapdicking is where you put chapstick on the tip of your dick to keep it from crusting. this multitasks as a way of birthcontrol, a wax condom if you will.

girl: your dick is so slick, did you chapdick?
guy: Yup!!!

by PimpleDick592 January 13, 2018