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Cranston Gap

The little space between a girls upper thighs and just below her cooter as she stands or walks with legs together. The open space forms the shape of an upside down triangle. It is usually reserved to fit/thin girls as chubby thighs tend to crush the happy gap. Fall into the gap. Same as happy gap.
by kegdrink April 5, 2009
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Cranston East

The incredibly ghetto school on the eastern side of cranston, RI. made up of two buildings: main, and briggs. our mascot is the "Thunderbolt" (so what if there's no such thing!). we barely have a roof, we have walls made of particle board dividing half the classrooms, and the heating does not work at all. on the bright side, we have the state's only competitive marching band, and the sexiest tuba section in new england, and possibly the east coast. other good points include a kick-ass AJROTC drill team.

kids at east do weed, while the preppy westies do coke because mommy and daddy can afford it.
announcement over the PA system(this seriously did happen): we must warn students not to use the doors going to briggs, because the tires keeping the synthetic membrane (tarp!) have begun to be blown off, due to the wind. we do not want any injuries due to falling tires, so, again, we urge students to find alternate routes in and out of the building.
by ... March 20, 2005
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Cranston East

Cranston East, the poor and more ghetto side of Cranston. Their motto is fuck bitches get money, but they don’t have any. Your outfits consist of fake Gucci belts and crop tops that you can tell where their childhood shirts because they can’t afford new ones. They literally make the teen pregnancies statistics , and you are guaranteed to either join a gang or get shot. Who’s the baby daddy? No one knows after that orgy but you know he wouldn’t show up either way. Oh did you think that was a hickey on his neck? No that was just a mark from their fake gold chains. Their hobbies include getting arrested and buying snacks with their food stamps. And you best believe that they’re high off weed this entire time.
Oh your from Cranston east? Which fast food joint are you going to work at when you get older?
by William the III April 14, 2019
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cranston tilt

Variation of the "Gangsta' Lean" but found specifically in and around Cranston, RI. In most cases the driver (of any ethnicity, however must be in the lowest tax bracket of that ethnicity) operates the vehicle (usually a Oldsmobile Cutlass Supreme or a Chevrolet Caprice Classic) with his left hand barely resting on top of the steering wheel while leaning excessively towards the center of the car.
Jeez, that douche with the flat-brimmed Yankees hat is performing the cranston tilt
by GKenns January 15, 2008
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cranston jaw breaker

when your girl lays on her back and you proceed to drop your nuts in her mouth.
Dammmm kidd this bitch was madd cranstonn last nightt, she made me give her the cranston jaw breaker.
by the cranston idiot August 16, 2010
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Cranston West

A school in the nicer area of Cranston Rhode Island that has rivals in the ghettoer area which happens to be Cranston East. the West kids have more money and more freedom because most of the time their parents are too busy working for more money for their children. The west kids have more money to buy "hard core drugs" instead of the east kids who barely have anything. Most of them are pussies when it comes to sports and fights are typically not very entertaining. Most of the kids are too busy playing xbox 360 to learn how to actually fight.
Did you hear that when Cranston West played against East in a basketball game, one of the East players hurt a West players ankle. He had to be carried off in a stretcher. What a pussy. Now he can go back home and play more xbox 360 and do more drugs.
by east girly May 23, 2008
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Cranston West

The side of Cranston with no personality. Think they’re better than everyone else because they can afford shitty McMansions. Super white and super racist. Everyone’s out of touch with reality and hates on Eastern Cranston for being working class. Their high school likes to act superior when really they have every resource available but kids still get addicted to adderal. Even flat screen tvs in the lunch room can’t get their students into top tier colleges.
Oh yuck, we have to go to Cranston West tonight. What are we gonna so, eat some dry chicken parm and play golf?
by eastsideordie May 24, 2019
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