Carnola

The dried up food crumbs, dirt and boogers commonly found between seat creases and console crevices in automobiles. Collectively referred to as "carnola."

When the soccer mom retrieved her cell phone from underneathe the mini-van passenger seat, it was covered covered in carnola.

by Ridgmar April 7, 2011

((̲̅ ̲̅(̲̅C̲̅r̲̅a̲̅y̲̅o̲̅l̲̲̅̅a̲̅( ̲̅̅((>

A crayon

I'm coloring with a ((̲̅ ̲̅(̲̅C̲̅r̲̅a̲̅y̲̅o̲̅l̲̲̅̅a̲̅( ̲̅̅((>

by idntkur August 30, 2010

crapola

An expression of the word crap; double shittiness when something goes wrong.

"Crapola, my car stereo is gone!"

by CrazyMike February 10, 2003

Crayolas

Anything that's excessively cray.

Were you at the after party on Friday? That shit was crayolas.

by itsjustinternet January 29, 2012

crapola

Something that is crappy and disappointing; a piece of junk. Used to describe a shitty situation or object that is unworthy of a real english adjective.

A: "Did you see this hairblowdryer/swiffer Mildred bought from the infomercial?"

B: "Hahaha this thing is crapola"

by jklfdjkls;jfkl; February 20, 2010

no crayola

To not lie, no cap, no front

Do what you gon do no crayola it get violent

by Trappa2002 June 16, 2018

crayola crapola

Occurs when a small peice of feces becomes wedged between the buttcheeks; despite endless wiping it will continue to leave fecal matter on the toilet paper. Continuous wiping results in turd being rubbed down like the tip of a crayon.

I could have written a novel on toilet paper with that crayola crapola I just took.

by Mike Mullin September 4, 2006