Cranked

The swiss army knife of words. Cranked can be used in any context as an emotion or state of being. Is someone too drunk? They’re cranked. Did you just get into a fender bender with the car in front of you? That’s cranked. Did you just win a radio contest for front row tickets to a concert? That’s cranked! Did you friend just trip and fall and it was hilarious? That’s so cranked

“Bro, my ex just texted me.” “Dude that’s cranked”

by jntao August 3, 2021

Cranked

By Definition to be Cranked is to be crazy, weird or out of the normal.

Alternate Definition
Lame, out of date

Friend: I love Harry styles
You: Bro you must be cranked

by Clevaggetter June 29, 2023

Cranked

To have someone in your presence and get monetized for being around you

“She’s in my vlog to get cranked”
“I’m getting cranked right now”

by Lipsy May 25, 2024

Cranked

The feeling of your body feeling like it got hit by a semi after a heavy dubstep show, specifically from the Ohio based producer, Crankdat.

Went to the show last night and I got CRANKED

by ANON716 February 14, 2025

cranked off

Mad or pissed off

Holly Martin was cranked off today at work

by Lt. GO December 7, 2015

cranked one

mastribated furiously.

i quickly cranked one while she was out of the room.

by nobody else here April 22, 2017

Cranked A Steamer

Taking a wicked shit

oh man, don't go in there, I just Cranked A Steamer.

by Deny September 16, 2006