crang

Crang, like brains or head refers to the act of receiving oral sex. For those who don't know, Crang is the pink brain form the ninja turtles. Just a funny spin on the whole fellatio thing

"Oh man. I got mad crang from that broad last night."

by NBeer April 13, 2006

Crang

Another word for cringe, often used by ironic shitposters and memelords who think they're funny.

Timmy: *fortnite dances irl*
Johnny: "that's pretty crang, bro."

by ping00 June 15, 2019

crang

Crang: is to slam into something usually unintentionally, typically in a more jarring and destabilizing way than to just bump into something. To crang into a door jamb would likely spin you off balance and cause you to drop anything you might be carrying and possibly fall down.

Wow did you see John Crang in to that doorway? He dropped his mom’s crystal goldfish bowl, what a mess. Yea, that sort of thing is bound to happen when you are moving into a new house.

by word jocky June 25, 2007

crang

retarded kid; thinks he is smart, but he is really the dumbest person on Earth; sucks at kickball

Also known as: C-rang, OcuCrang, Crangblast, C-dubb, C-note, queef juice, queef master jizzums, O'Crang-A-Tang

Crang, you retard, go to hell!

by J-Money February 4, 2005

cranged

An ultra hard sucker punch aka hood hook

Chase repeatedly cranged dimitri

by Thrustmazter223 April 19, 2018

CRANGE

the combination of cringe and carnage. like the invasion of ukraine

wow such a crange (crangeful) destruction

by cyberphunkisms June 27, 2022

cranging

The act of blowing air into your spouse’s anus, in return of them farting towards your eyes and achieving a pink eye.

Did you hear about John and Doe? he blew air into Doe’s asshole and she farted on his eyes, they're so fucking pink! she’s a cranging queen!

by KrispyCum March 31, 2025