cramming softies

apparently its when a flacid penis gets shoved in a woman's vagina repeatedly

man i had whiskey dick so i was just cramming softies.

by belt cottage December 14, 2009

cramming veins

the act of jamming a veiny boner into a vagina

My mother acted confused when I responded to my fathers inquiry about how I could have possily gotten my girlfriend pregnant by responding, "by cramming veins!".

by DBTchamp September 30, 2010

Cramming the Bobber

verb - a handjob where the person giving the handjob uses their own tears as lubricant, see cry job.

After watching a sad movie, Samantha crammed Robert's bobber.

That girl is fantastic at cramming the bobber.

by Thomazero October 23, 2006

cramming a klondike

Deep-throating a large black penis

That chick is a pro at cramming a klondike

by FisH47 February 9, 2012

curricular cramming

When teachers rush to fit everything in the curriculum because they didn't plan when to teach it ahead of time.

Hey, Ted, wanna hang out this weekend?
Can't. With all this curricular cramming I gotta study for my math final.

by Deetinator May 24, 2008

Summer Cramming

Attempting to pack in as much as possible (chilling, partying, etc) into the summer before the school year starts. Usually occurs near the end of summer.

Joe: Dang man, only 2 weeks before we have to head back.

Jamie: Then we're just in time for some summer cramming.

Bob: Let's go live it up.

by LimitedEdition101 August 10, 2009

Calorie-cramming

The act of eating solely to feel less hungry. Usually applies when someone is in a hurry and has to be somewhere and doesn't have time for a proper meal. Usually involves the shoving of food into one's mouth in an animal-like manner.

I was calorie-cramming on some potato chips and oreos before class because I only had 5 minutes before I had to leave.

by Pathetic White Guy February 10, 2013