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Crazey Marquez

The act of pouring gasoline over your penis and then proceeding to have anal sex with someone until either they or you reach climax. At this point, you withdraw, strike a match, and light their asshole on fire.
Guy 1: Dude, I gave that ugly chick at the party last night a Crazey Marquez!
Guy 2: Oh fuck, did you burn your cock off?
by C0urante May 25, 2013
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Cramer

the act of getting an erection while grinding up on a girl, this can be good or bad depending on the girl
Person 1: hey did u here what happened to Jimmy at the dance?

Person 2: no what?

Person 1: he got a boner while dancing with some chick.

Person 2: Wow i cant believe he pulled a Cramer on her!
by im meeeeeeeee April 28, 2010
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crazeybitch

taking a hit from a j, blowing the smoke into a forty, takin a hit from a stogey, inhale the smoke from the forty, drink the forty and blow it all out...thats a crazey bitch... Best when done after a long saturday night working as a busboy
Yo dude you dont want to go to sleep now, were meetin the backyard and doin crazeybitchs till we pass out
by JMandJC June 6, 2010
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Crapey

Too be a creepy rapist
Mick was on the piss with the boys and he started staring at one of the boys mrs, then Bateman said “oi you crapey cunt stop looking at my mrs like that”
by Yeah Barry November 16, 2021
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Cramer

the type of person that gets you into bad situations but still makes them fun
that guy is such a cramer
by brogetku March 1, 2009
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Jim Cramer

Former hedge fund manager and best-selling author. Cramer hosts CNBC's "Mad Money" program and is the co-founder of TheStreet.com.
Person 1: Who is Jim Cramer?

Person 2: Oh! He told me to buy the NYSE (stock symbol: NYX) at about $100. That fucker said the stock would increase to $250! Now it's well below $65 and I'm getting raped in the ass. The worst part is that I'm all out of lube!
by I've Lost Everything October 5, 2007
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The Cramer Effect

The so called "Crammer effect" is a phenomenon where the host of Mad Money, Jim Cramer, will announce that a stock/crypto will go one way, but the actual long-term outcome will be the absolute opposite of said prediction.
1: Oh man, I invested all of my money into Coinbase stock like Cramer said "Coinbase to $475" on his show Mad Money
2: Jim Cramer ? Have you never heard of the Cramer Effect ?
1: I guess I shouldn't listen to his advice anymore.
by LilGanja1337 May 11, 2022
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