Crack Muffin

A crack muffin is simply a muffin top viewed from behind. Best observed when someone of a large stature picks up an item off a lower shelf at a supermarket.

When that women went to get the refried beans, I caught a glimpse of her crack muffin and almost cried.

by Sir BillyBob February 27, 2011

Cockmuffin

A cock muffin is what happens when a guy jacks off and wipes his dick clean but then grabs the base of his penis, squeezes then pushes whats left of the sperm in his penis out of his penis, creating what is reffered to as a "Cockmuffin".

"Hey check this out i made a cockmuffin"

by =Ripper= January 26, 2006

crackamuffin

The crack head version of ragamuffin. Also known as a ragamuffin who does crack.

That girl is dressed like a crackamuffin.

by Thereal_crackamuffin420 June 12, 2023

crackermuffin

a hillbilly; a rural whitetrash person

"Walmart was just filled with crackermuffins last night."

by tgill January 9, 2013

cluckmuffin

When the pussy is finger licking good

Damn! That bitch last night had a cluckmuffin

by CluckMuffion September 13, 2015

crackermuffin

a name you call sumone before you have your morning coffeee

godaamit shane you fuking crackermuffin l3t me drink my FUKING coffee

by JOshIS thE S3x October 13, 2008