His phone rang, and Mark stopped in the middle of the sidewalk, spread his feet wide and quickly drew his Blackberry from its trusty hip holster like crackberry cowboy at the Hello Corral.
by Zortroz1 May 1, 2010
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Jim seized the opportunity to give Heather an Angry Crackberry...all while keeping tabs on his Fantasy Football team!
by Coraline Bulldog December 9, 2010
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synonym for Blackberry Jam.
Tired on my way home from work, I exit the subway train at my stop only to be slowed nearly to a halt in a crackberry jam on the way out of the station. It's like they can't WAIT to get a signal again.
by CadeRageous January 16, 2009
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B: *click click* "Joe called Sara who texted C.C. who emailed Fred who chatted to Bob that Georgia and Ramone are both getting amputations after they have kids!"
G: "JERRY! NO CRACKBERRY AT THE TABLE!"
K: "Yea Dad. No Crackberry." *click click*
G: "JERRY! NO CRACKBERRY AT THE TABLE!"
K: "Yea Dad. No Crackberry." *click click*
by Catsoup August 19, 2010
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Did you hear about what happened to Brad's Wife? She was Crackerbarreled after 11 years of employment. ...and on Brad's Birthday.
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