Crack Monkey

A person that exceeds idiotness. Someone that thinks you're oblivious and stupid when they are actually dumb as a box of rocks that have been stuck in a blender then tossed in the toilet then took out then incenerated.

Gosh, Dylans a crack monkey. He likes to grunt and moan at random times then criticises you for telling him to shut up.

by King LaQuifa November 12, 2019

Crack Monkey

A person who is addicted to the act of Cunnilingus (oral sex performed on a woman). Primarily a term used by lesbian or bi-sexual females.

1. I thought Jenna was straight, but she's really a dirty little Crack Monkey!

2. I was really nervous when I first tried oral with another Girl. Now I'm a total Crack Monkey!

3. I never liked oral sex until I met Barbara. Now I'm a Freakin' Crack Monkey!

by JAM80 December 31, 2008

Radioactive Crack Monkey

A man who is acting extremely hyper and social, though they are usually calm and detached.

I say, Tom sure is being one hell of a radioactive crack monkey today.

by Porkman385 November 11, 2008

Radioactive Crack Monkey

A man who is acting extremely hyper and social, though they are usually calm and detached.

I say, Tom sure is being one hell of a radioactive crack monkey today.

by Porkman385 November 27, 2006

crack nose monkey

a person so retarded it’s like they do crack

aye simon is acting like a crack nose monkey, you better get him.

by carson_r21 December 22, 2017

monkey crack

Tainted marijuana of a poor quality.

Man, that shit tastes likes formaldehyde.

Yeah, it's fucking monkey crack. Gross.

by Johnny Nitro September 19, 2006

crack monkeys

Those weird girls who watch anime and go to the bathroom with their phones at school. They eat hotcheetohs and smell like crap.

ay yo look at those crack monkeys over there. "uwu"

by yourmomhascracks March 2, 2020