Alabama Crabshoot

The act of, upon realizing that you have crabs, attempting to spread it to as many others as possible before your condition becomes well known.

Bro: Dude, wanna hit up the bars tonight?
Fauxhemian: Yeah, I wanna get my alabama crabshoot on before it's too late

by dinglefuck May 2, 2010

Crabshacking

Storing several loads of semen inside your vagina, until it begins to smell like the ocean or seaside, then trying to put that vagina on someone's face.

Man: What smells like a fish market?
Woman: I'm Crabshacking you when we get home!

by Tostig_the_Bastard September 2, 2014

crabismn

When you eat crab/lobster you get an orgasm.

Tyler had some good crab and he got an crabismn.

by Gandalf the no so Bright May 10, 2014

crabshacking

When someone posts images that aren't them on a dating site or app (see cat-fishing), but you still fly across the country to meet them, you end up sleeping with them, and get crabs.

"So I met this hot girl on Tinder, she sent me shots of herself in a bikini, we made plans for me to fly to Chicago to meet her, and then I got crabs. Textbook crabshacking."

"I couldn't help myself. He was so cute and sent me hipsterporn. I had to crabshack that fool."

by McFuckersons November 23, 2013

CRABFISH

Something SMELLY

DAMN SUSAN CLOSE UR LEGS smells like crabfish!!

by who cares February 25, 2003

Crabshagger

So one who is thought to have a small penis.

"Jeff, you crabshagger"

by Catface's April 18, 2009

crabshooter

1. One who gambles so much with his/her genitalia that one ends up getting crabs. (also known as Dice-Lice.)

2. One who is so riddled with crabs he/she basically shoots them from his/her genitalia.

"I thought I was on a roll, but I ended up with the crabs" or "Watch out for him/her, because she/he is a known crabshooter"

by EloquentMofo September 23, 2016