The act in which a woman spreads her legs. A man then grabs a mallet and beats her legs with it. After one of her legs has a compound fracture, the man sucks/licks the blood off of the legs and spits it onto her vagina. He then fucks her vagina.
Dude I swear to God, the Caribbean Crab Legs have got to hurt so bad. I saw this guy do it on this woman once, and I cringed so hard.
by Nutter Butter Butt Nut April 5, 2020
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Man1: I’ve been trying to grow out my King Crab Legs for awhile now
Man 2: aren’t those just the guy version of slut strands?
Man 2: aren’t those just the guy version of slut strands?
by Jeokss January 18, 2023
Get the King Crab Legs mug.The most hilarious (but delicious) item on the Crab Trap menu. Usually spoke slowly for funny effect.
ME: Hey Paige how about we try the Steamed Alaskan King Crab Legs.?!
PAIGE: ahahahahahahhahahah sure!!
PAIGE: ahahahahahahhahahah sure!!
by cammi629 April 18, 2010
Get the Steamed Alaskan King Crab Legs. mug.When we tasted fish when we ate the French Fries at the bar, we asked for Old Bay Seasoning and called it Poor Man's Crab Legs.
by Whosit606 November 2, 2022
Get the poor man's crab legs mug.A sex position which two people crawl into a hermit crab shell and pour soda on their genitals together harmony.
by Stickyleggedhermitcrab May 1, 2016
Get the sticky legged hermit crab mug.A maneuver made in hot tubs by creepy men. Involves using legs as "pinschers" to trap the legs of unsuspecting girls. Recommended if you want to seem like a total rapist.
Stefaun: Ooh that girl is lookin' fine. I'd like to crableg the shit out of her!
Everyone else: No, Stefaun... Crablegging is completely socially unacceptable.
Everyone else: No, Stefaun... Crablegging is completely socially unacceptable.
by Unsuspecting Girl July 6, 2011
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