CPU

CPU Crack pipes United. Stands for a group of teenagers that are fascinated by anything and everything that is related to marijuana smoking and smoking in general.

Yo you wanna join CPU
Yeah man that will be great!!!

by Spirit919 March 10, 2009

CPU

1. Central Processing Unit. The main part of your computer, (not your monitor or sound card, for example).
2. Cayce Pollard Units. From William Gibson's science fiction novel Pattern Recognition, non-brand-identifiable clothing: "things that could have been worn, to a general lack of comment, during any year between 1945 and 2000."

That hip consignment shop is all about CPU's--lots of basic black, and no logos.

by Trillian McIntosh September 28, 2005

CPU

Random dude who always matches with me when I'm offline and can't acknowledge that the only game they're good at is Chess.

"I beat CPU in mortal combat, they suck"!
"Try beating them in chess."

by Anomalocaris July 19, 2023

CPU

Compact Pornaugraphy utilizer

i was using my CPU minding my own business when my parents walked in

by Thomas2 April 27, 2008

CPU

1. Central Processing Unit
2. Something a nerd would say to act smart, but obviously doesn't know what they're talking about..

Nerd 1- "First you hack into the mainframe..blah..blah...megabyte....blah....CPU..."
Nerd 2- "Oh I see.."

by none December 7, 2003

CPU

Corn Processing Unit

The CPU on Richards's Server was overloaded.

by Andre December 5, 2006

CPU

Computing processor unit- the cpu process the code given to it.

"Bro what cpu do you have?"

by ||NoisyTexas|| April 12, 2015