Santorum Colada

A frothy tropical drink made with rum, pineapple chunks and santorum.

Fred Phelps plans to serve Santorum Coladas at the Westboro Baptist Church's next Holy Communion. Here's how to make a Santorum Colada:

3 oz light rum
3 tbsp coconut cream
3 tbsp crushed pineapples
1 shot of santorum*

Put all ingredients into an electric blender with 2 cups of crushed ice. Blend at a high speed for a short length of time. Strain into a collins glass and serve with a straw to felch it down. Top with frothy santorum.

*If you don't have any santorum on hand you can fake it as follows: Combine 1/4 cup of AstroGlide in a blender with a dollop of shit. Beat to a heavy froth.

by Cuntoleezza Rice September 5, 2012

Cayla

An amazing person inside and out. When she promises something, she means it. She will never let you down. On the other hand she's extreamly honest, and will tell you exactly what she thinks if you ask her opinion... Despite her o' so happy appearnce she usually carries a lot of baggage or sadness from her past; but she would never let anyone know that.

If you are ever lucky enough to meet a Cayla, then you have met an incredible and inspiring person... She's weird but the best kind of weird you can find. She's fun, joyful, and full of adventure!

Also she's very athletic, determined, artistc, loyal, wise, compassionate, and has many hidden talents or abilities... She may never tell you her hidden talents or deepest secrets- but don't feel offended that's just they way she is. Despite being very open and honest, she's very mysterious and secretive.

"That Cayla's so weird."
"I know but you've got to love her!"

by Magicalmagic October 27, 2013

Sprica Cola

The name of the soda created when one mixes Sprite and Coca Cola together. Usually made when you're bored of both sodas.

I drank a gallon of Sprica Cola last night. It was 3/4 Coke and 1/4 Sprite.

by TheDarkBadger- October 13, 2011

Pipi-Cola

Bitter alcoholic drink or urine

This Tanzanian beer's pipi-cola!

by Broken Lizzard May 14, 2006

Colac Carjacking

Jacking off on someone's car door handle who you don't like. Not doing it in public is the ideal method to avoid getting arrested.

Ralphy put Scotty under the bus with the feminist's so Scotty gave Ralphy a Colac Carjacking. Now Ralphy has Scotty's jizz all over his hand at work.

by Strahany June 29, 2019

Caylah

a Caylah is a ray of sunshine:). they are extremely intelligent and talk as though they are much older than they really are. they are constantly smiling and trying to make others smile. they can be extremely goofy & never afraid to be who they are. they have beautiful bright eyes that light up any room, no matter how dark, that they enter. they always put others before themselves & are very trustworthy. they make the best friends. Caylah's are very earth friendly and are always thinking outside of the box about the future of this world. very artistic & sporty. a Caylah could rule the world one day.

I was having such a depressed day until Caylah came in and made me smile.

Caylah's smile makes you feel like you're at the beach when it's 17 degrees outside.

by girl1342 October 5, 2011

Cayla

The most AMAZING girl you will ever meet. She lights up everyone's day, and puts everyone in the mood. She is a person you will fall for very fast, so try and get with a Cayla while you can! :)

Wow, you are so lucky to have Cayla!
Joey has Cayla right now, I wish I was him.

by TheGuyBehindTheScreen April 18, 2018