cousin

The anonymous, mysterious person who has done it, has it and seen it all.

Guy 1: "Yo, check out my new pimpin' Rolex"
Guy 2: "Doesn't matter, my cousin has one already."

by the donald March 31, 2006

cousin

The daughter or son of your uncles and aunts.

Apparently, I can have an orgy legally with my cousins in Arkansas.

by sukebe September 19, 2004

Cousin

An anonymous sexual partner, in a social situation.

"Hey guys this is... uh.. my cousin!"

by atomicdonkey August 25, 2003

Cousin

A person who is your relative, your right hand, if you know what I mean. Now let's be honest, we all have had an sexual intercourse with our cousins, or at least got a hand job from a cousin.

Person: Hey cousin, wanna practice the pop bob sex dupe together?

Cousin: Oh hell yeah!

by Oh hey cousin. March 20, 2023

cousined

when you are purposed cock slapped from behind

DeMarcus Cousin from Kentucky purposely cousined Da'Sean Butler from West Virginia in the testicles during the 2010 Elite Eight.

by groff6 March 28, 2010

cousin

A word many native americans call eachother, it does not nesasrly mean they are related. Some of the native American beliefs say that the creator ceated us all, therefore we are all cousins.

Hey cousin, wuts up.

by Jeremiah January 16, 2005

cousin

Cousin or cuz is used to describe a close friend or can be a reasonable substitute for a name that is unknown; Is also used as a greeting by members of the California based Crip gang.

"what up cousin" or "whats crackin cuz"
also see son

by R-kIVe July 22, 2005