Cousband

When your cousin is also your husband.

Hey, ma. Have you seen me cousband? He was just with uncle-dad.

by LeifWarren January 17, 2023

Cousband

Your cousin's husband (who is really nothing to you legally but deserves a good name)

My second cousin is the daughter of my cousin and cousband.

by cpagan66 October 24, 2014

Cousband

When a woman marries her cousin...eww.

My cousin Sue-Ellen married my other cousin Jim-Bob. She says he is the best Cousband a girl could want, and PLUS she does not even have to change her name!

by sharty79 May 7, 2009

Cousband

(n) the spouse of a woman who has married her cousin

Billy bob: Can you believe that Betty sue got married?!
Tammy lyne: you're darn tootin! I'm going to the family reunion next weekend, I'm gonna find me a Cousband too!

by Ya Phil me?! July 28, 2012

Cousband

Usually common to hillbillies, a 'cousband' is a person who is a part of your family (biologically), but is also related to you by marriage.

Bill: Is that her cousin?

Joe: No, that's her cousband!

by LunaLove47 January 17, 2011

Cousband

A common title for the average male spouse native to the state of Arkansas. It also applies to the similar scenario in any of the other 49 states in which a woman marries her cousin.

Martha: "Hey, Susan! I haven't seen you in ages!"

Susan: "Martha! You look great! Who's this lucky fellow?"

Martha: *gesturing to Jerry* "This is my cousband! We met at the reunion a few years ago."

Susan: "Awwww, do you have any kids?"

Martha: "Oh yes! You should see them; a bunch of little mutants!" *smile*

by Shuajo May 9, 2011

Cousband

When a woman for Alabama marries her cousin who then becomes her husband it is called COUSBAND

Me:What is your relationship with this man
Her: Yeah he is my cousband

by Bloodyape September 18, 2018