Cousband

When your cousin is also your husband.

Hey, ma. Have you seen me cousband? He was just with uncle-dad.

by LeifWarren January 17, 2023

Cousband

Your cousin's husband (who is really nothing to you legally but deserves a good name)

My second cousin is the daughter of my cousin and cousband.

by cpagan66 October 24, 2014

Cousband

When a woman marries her cousin...eww.

My cousin Sue-Ellen married my other cousin Jim-Bob. She says he is the best Cousband a girl could want, and PLUS she does not even have to change her name!

by sharty79 May 7, 2009

Cousband

(n) the spouse of a woman who has married her cousin

Billy bob: Can you believe that Betty sue got married?!
Tammy lyne: you're darn tootin! I'm going to the family reunion next weekend, I'm gonna find me a Cousband too!

by Ya Phil me?! July 28, 2012

Cousband

When you marry your cousin, then he becomes your husband.

Yep. That's my Cousband. Dont ask any questions.

by anonymous November 28, 2021

Cousband

When a woman for Alabama marries her cousin who then becomes her husband it is called COUSBAND

Me:What is your relationship with this man
Her: Yeah he is my cousband

by Bloodyape September 18, 2018

Cousband

A common title for the average male spouse native to the state of Arkansas. It also applies to the similar scenario in any of the other 49 states in which a woman marries her cousin.

Martha: "Hey, Susan! I haven't seen you in ages!"

Susan: "Martha! You look great! Who's this lucky fellow?"

Martha: *gesturing to Jerry* "This is my cousband! We met at the reunion a few years ago."

Susan: "Awwww, do you have any kids?"

Martha: "Oh yes! You should see them; a bunch of little mutants!" *smile*

by Shuajo May 9, 2011